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Humor & Jokes

We giggle softly, chortle, chuckle, snort with laughter or guffaw: our risible muscles are used on a daily basis.

This page is dedicated to the world of jokes and has listed funny performances, humorous stories and hilarious events from various real life situations. You will find on these pages only jokes which definitely are safe for work, and also safe for children.

One famous quote states: "I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person." [Audrey Hepburn, actress]

The origin of these humorous texts and funny jokes is unknown to me and they reflect not necessarily my opinion. Some of the content on the following pages might not be considered funny by special groups, e.g. lawyers, doctors, teachers, students, civil servants, Catholics, children, men and women. One definition states:

Humor is when you laugh despite.

So you have been warned. Either (try) to laugh or leave this page ;-).

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Explaination

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

Spongebob Secret of Secrets

Well there's no secret that the best thing about secrets is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly.

Pronounce it please!

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the "blonde" employee: "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at... VERY SLOWLY?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said...
"Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing"